8 witty quotes that challenge the idea of success in student life

1. "Success in student life? Mostly surviving on instant noodles and minimal sleep."

2. "My GPA doesn't define me. My ability to nap anywhere, anytime, does."

3. "Student success is inversely proportional to the number of all-nighters pulled."

4. "They say success is getting straight A's. I say it's finding a free printer."

5. "The real achievement? Knowing exactly which campus coffee shop has the weakest Wi-Fi."

6. "Forget Dean's List. I'm aiming for the 'Didn't Fail Spectacularly' honor roll."

7. "Success is submitting the assignment five minutes before the deadline. Anything else is overachieving."

8. "Who needs perfect grades when you've mastered the art of group project delegation?"